17 November 2010

10 things I don’t get about sport

It seems that this week I have some serious issues about understanding. Here are 10 things I so don't get about sport.

1. Futsal – during the game I watched, the ball spent more time off the court than on it.

2. Posey guys at the gym who – even after they are told to go easy – load up with stupid big weights for their first ever bar class and then pike halfway through the first set.

3. Parents who explicitly coach their kids to hurt the other team.

4. Extreme ironing – why would you ruin a perfectly good adrenaline pumping experience by including housework?

5. Staying up until three a.m. to watch tennis or cricket.

6. Streakers.

7. Old fat guys who wear lyrca and muscle shirts.

8. Banning the Mexican wave.

9. Rugby – throwing the ball backwards to go forwards… Eh?

10. Anything with a horse.


Image: Lisa McDonald

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