2. We don’t really know what will make us happy but an iPhone/back rub/kitten seems like a pretty good start.
3. Even if it’s your favourite item of clothing, if it has holes, it’s a rag and belongs in the rubbish.
4. Penises are funny. At least vaginas are neat and compact, not swaying around in the wind like stray windsocks or leaping to attention at inopportune moments.
5. High school trigonometry lessons are pointless and painful for almost everyone concerned.
6. We love musicals. Face it. If Gran is watching The Sound of Music or the kids are revisiting The Lion King – pretty soon, you’re bopping along to the songs and you even know most of the words.
7. It’s our fault – we are responsible for our own lives. There will always be ‘circumstances’ and deep down we know that if we keep waiting for conditions to be perfect, we’ll wind up 70, in a rocker with nothing but continence pads and a big basket of blame and regrets.
8. Motorcycles are unsafe. There are two kinds of motorcycle riders – those who have crashed and those who haven’t…yet.
9. Skinny does not automatically equal sexy.
10. We care what our parents think – even when we’re old – probably even when they’re dead.
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