5 weird but good words used in sentences

1. Mesonoxian – to do with midnight
It had been a long time since Rachel had enjoyed a mesonoxian feast but the Diazapam went down a treat – almost like lollies.

2. Pogonotrophy – beard-growing
When Robert tried pogonotrophy, he felt almost manly, but Rachel summoned up a convenient funeral – he shaved and the feeling evaporated.

3. Erinaceous - like a hedgehog
Ever since Rachel discovered Robert’s love of Victoria’s Secret, she’s been a bit erinaceous.

4. Nudiustertian – the day before yesterday
Nudiustertian, Robert realised he was really a woman.

5. Abacinate - to blind by holding a red-hot metal plate before someone’s eyes.
When Rachel found Robert had worn her brand new Blahniks, she wanted to abacinate him.

Frankly, I don't think they'll take off. But go ahead and use them in the tea room. Let me know how you go.