She says she specialises in love spells, relationship restoration and repairing the broken hearted. She can reunite lost lovers, prevent separation, stop impending divorce and remove negative blockages that can be causing a relationship to fail.
She works fast - results can take as little to 72 hours and her love spells start at just US$300.
This spellcaster says her genuine love spells are for people who are very serious about fixing their love problems and healing their relationships.
Did it ever occur to the people who sign up for this type of codswallop that maybe their relationships are failing because they are – I don’t know - tragic, stupid and gullible? That maybe their absent lovers are not so much ‘lost’ as running screaming for the hills in response to their naïveté and idiocy? That the separation they should be most concerned with might be the ‘psychic’-assisted parting of themselves and their cash? And that perhaps the negative blockage causing their relationship to fail is actually a malfunction in their frontal lobe (if they still have one)?
Call me cynical, but if my partner came to me and said, ‘Honey, I’m so serious about tackling the problems in our relationship that I have hired a professional and authentic god gifted psychic spellcaster to help us’, I would call that the last straw, throw the food processor at his head and leave forever.
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